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Date:2005-11-15 12:42
Subject:Teacher's college should be more strict....
Mood: chipper

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Date:2005-10-18 00:03
Subject:Mwa-hahaha, this is awesome

What Kind of Geek are You?
Favourite Color
Your IQ is high
You are a gamer geek
Your strength is you actually have social skills
Your weakness is electrons
You think normal people are stupid
Normal people think that you are disturbed
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Date:2005-10-08 23:15
Subject:An actual post!

Ok, so I've decided to talk about something that makes me quite angry; Jane Fonda being named one of the "100 Women of the Century." I guess we'll just overlook the fact that her actions directly caused the torture and possible death of a GI's held in Hanoi, a North Vietnam prison camp. The bigger insult is her "apology" this year about she "felt bad" about posing with VietKong forces. She emphasized she was NOT apologizing for the pain she caused upon the GI's being held. I personally agree with many people that Jane Fonda should instead be charged with treason against the United States; whether or not you agree with the Vietnam War is not an issue here. My reasoning for my opinion is this; she aided and abided the declared enemy of the US, such an action is described as treasonous. Likewise, she refused to divulge critical information (i.e. the location of said Prison Camps she visited, how many soldiers were being held, etc.) that possibly could have led to the rescue of the POW's rather than forcing them to endure horrible torture at the hands of the North Vietnamese. If you don't agree with me that such an act is treasonous, I at least ask you to realize how horrible her actions were.

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Date:2005-10-04 11:13

Alfred Hitchcock
Your film will be 36% romantic, 37% comedy, 47% complex plot, and a $ 51 million budget.

One of the best film directors EVER to exist. Your life must be
something special if we're going to dig up Hitch to direct the film
version. His films are studies of masterful technique and visual
storytelling. He also has six distinct signatures he puts in each of
his films, one of them being his fleeting cameo walk-by appearance. I
think another one is that the leading man is always wrongly persecuted
for something he didn't do, and the leading lady is usually a blonde.
He made many more films than just The Birds and Psycho. PLEASE go rent,
buy, or view North By Northwest or Vertigo!

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You scored higher than 97% on budget
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Date:2005-08-25 11:35

Lifelike Artificial Zombie Assembled for Repair and Ultimate Sabotage

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Date:2005-08-13 19:35
Subject:Beware!! The sky is falling!!!

Here's my update that I supposedly promised you people :P Anyway, life hasn't been too bad lately. There's been some shitty things that happened, but can't complain too much. I'm now working as a Geek Squad Agent and getting paid quite well I might say. I like my new job, my co-workers are awesome. My car is still doing good, and all the nonsense with school appears to be hopefully panning out...oy. I'm ready to be done with college and move on let me tell you! The crappy thing that just recently happened was me pulling my stomach muscles while doing my Army PT test for my promotion to Sergeant, that blew! So, unfortunately I won't be getting my promotion until later than originally hoped, but it's not that bad. Umm...another cool thing! Next month and also in October I get to play with this!!

We're doing test firings in Sept to get used to it, and then myself and only 3 other guys from my Unit (out of 300 some soldiers I might add) get to do this. w00t!! We also have our standard weapons qualification next two months so I can finally get my damn Expert badges in M16 and my 9mm!! >:O Umm...other than that not much is going on in my world. Just work, Army, school...that's my life lol. Kinda boring sometimes, but oh well!

*Edit* Almost forgot to mention the really shitty thing that happened. My buddy Specialist Switzer was killed in Iraq on August 3, 2005 by an Iraqi sniper as he tried to carry a little girl out of a combat zone. He was shot in the back killing him almost instantly, as well as mortally wounding the 6 year old girl. He was a good soldier and a hero; he was posthumously awarded the Silver Star. He will be missed greatly among his peers and fellow soldiers. Rest in Peace soldier.

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Date:2005-07-25 02:03
Mood: cynical

Eh...maybe you people would care for an update, well too bad! Hah! One might come later if I feel like it

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Date:2005-07-11 09:12
Subject:This right here is fucking awesome

This Fox News reporter has gained so much respect from me.

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Date:2005-07-05 15:43
Subject:4th of July

Last night was rather interesting. Started off watching the fireworks and drinking Redbull and Vodka. Then half the group wanted food, while the other half wanted to go party some more. Went to back to Timmy's place, the other two left so Timmy and I went over to his buddy's place. While there I tried to contact the other 4 to no avail. The party was fun, fireworks and whatnot. It was good until some jackass who nobody really knew started shooting roman candles at the people across the street. So, Timmy's friend told the guy to leave...and he started acting like an idiot and refused to leave. Tempers rose and the dude got punched in the face a few times, so I step in and put one of them in a choke-hold to calm things down. Things calmed down a little bit, and the guy left. He then comes back later and starts running his mouth again. Trying to be peace keeper I told the guy to leave or I'd physically escort him away. He started to walk away, and ran his mouth again...so then the guys start beating his ass again. I tackled one of them to started to chill things out, then the shit-talker's buddy runs over and tries to hit someone in the head with a beer bottle. That right there was over the line, so I grabbed his ass and put him in a choke-hold and didn't let him out until he passed out. Someone needed to chill things down and teach him a lesson in manners. After that the two of them finally left and didn't come back. It was a very interesting evening to say the least

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Date:2005-07-04 00:31
Subject:Yeah, I'd say that pretty much sums it up

You Are 65% American
Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

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Date:2005-06-23 23:59
Subject:It's amazing what money and power can do in a "Free Economical" society
Mood: disappointed

As much as I love this country, America is no longer a "Democracy" it's falling to ruin. The rich and privileged are taking control by flaunting their money and power all over. It makes you wish these pompous bastards were striped of everything they own and shoved onto the streets with nothing but the clothes on their backs. Check out this link and you'll understand:


That right there makes me wonder what I'll be fighting for...

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Date:2005-06-01 10:29

You Are The Key Character
"It's what I was meant to do."

You are the true enigma. No one knows much about you, you do not understand much of yourself, and your life seems to carry no purpose. Yet regardless of everything around you - everyone knows that you are here for some reason, even if no one yet knows what that is. Things seem to simply fall into place for you. Almost as though some force is working either through you, for you, or around you. No matter your troubles, ou have been sent here to unlock something. This is your destiny.

Which Classic Story Role Do You Play?
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Date:2005-05-24 16:36
Subject:OMGZ!!! H4PPI3S B|R7|-|<|4`/ KENTAUR!!!
Mood: mischievous


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Date:2005-04-20 10:15

Your Linguistic Profile:

85% General American English

10% Dixie

5% Yankee

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

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Date:2005-04-06 22:11
Subject:Ahhh, the good old days. For Little and Kent

'A new science (Dongonomy) was recently discovered by scientists Dr. Matthew D. Blackledge, Dr. Kent E. Andrews, and Dr. Matthew T. Little last week in Northern Indiana.
"We were surprised no one else figured it out, but then we realized... no one else has Infinite Wang, a Quasar Cock, or a Metadong. It was clear to us that we had to establish such a science." The Dongonomists explained. When we asked for further commentary, however, we were all Nagasaki'd like the bitches we are.'

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Date:2005-04-02 01:58
Subject:emuboy311: I was Apri1 F00lzed

RaversFire: Oh yeah, did you hear I got shot?
emuboy311: WHAT>
emuboy311: In training?
RaversFire: Yeah, ricochet
emuboy311: AWESOME
emuboy311: How was that? Fill me in.
RaversFire: Fucking dumbass next to me was actin' a fool with our M9's and shot something metal and it bounced back and caught me in the fuckin' arm
RaversFire: It didn't really hurt like you'd think
RaversFire: It was more like a burning sensation
emuboy311: Did they have to pull a bullet out?
RaversFire: Damn right
emuboy311: Damage any muscle?
RaversFire: Nah, nothing too bad
RaversFire: Stitched up and good to go
RaversFire: Was in a sling for a while though
emuboy311: Wow
emuboy311: Was your mom like "omg oh nohs"?
RaversFire: OMGZ j00 fell f0r |7!!! 4pr|L f00|_z
emuboy311: fucking die weasel cootchie

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Date:2005-04-01 09:19
Subject:More later when I return

I'm glad Terri Shiavo died, let the poor woman move on to whatever is next after this life. Whatever it is has to be better than laying in a brain dead state, unable to fully enjoy life because you're hospitalized with a feeding tube shoved down your throat. That's no way to live...and I think her parents were being incredibly selfish by forcing her to live. Oh, and all those people out there who fucking cried when she died...

Shut the fuck up.

Quit pretending like you cared about that woman.

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Date:2005-03-29 23:45

Congratulations! You're 109 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (66), and liquor (69).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 18% on proof
You scored higher than 90% on beer index
You scored higher than 90% on wine index
You scored higher than 88% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on OkCupid Online Dating

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Date:2005-02-15 15:45

Jesus christ this dog is UGLY.

Same with this one here, in fact I think this one is even worse!

Who thinks these dogs aren't anything but hideous...Honestly.

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Date:2005-01-26 01:04

Mouse brought this to my attention this evening.
Funny and appalling at the sametime
I'm not sure whether to be appalled or to laugh. I'm thinking the first. It's funny in the basic sense, but unspoken message behind it is just wrong. I think it's something that might not be open to poke fun at just yet, especially since there are still people I know that are in the very real danger of being killed by a suicide bomber.

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